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OH YEAH!

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SANITY IS NOT WHAT IT IS CRACKED UP TO BE!

The Old Bear Went Over The Mountain

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Christmas Song!

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Max and I wish you a very, very, Merry Christmas! Here is the only Christmas song that I have ever written. The lyrics are based upon a poem by Gloria Krause. If you don't know the story, Gloria was a big fan of the Second Line Jazz Band. One evening after a performance, Gloria brought me a poem that she had written and asked if I could set it to music. You can hear the results by clicking on the photo below. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM MAX AND JIM! Try the interactive tutorial, or download the sheet music here:  https://musescore.com/user/67534/scores/5898099?from=youtube_share  This is a leadsheet in the... YOUTUBE.COM Love, Love, Love At Christmas Try the interactive tutorial, or download the sheet music here:  https://musescore.com/user/67534/scores/5898099?from=youtube_share  This is a leadsheet in the... Try the interactive tutorial, or download the sheet music here:  http Jim Ivy, REALTOR® Realty Texas, LLC (512) 341-9103

New Mexico, Oct. 14, 2019

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Listen to this article: Your browser does not support the audio element. Notes from the evening of October 14, 2019.  Click photo to expand My dog, Max, and I are camped at Upper Lagunitas Campground in the Carson National Forest of New Mexico. As I wait for my Columbus Day dinner of lasagna to cook, I am looking out my window at a million dollar view of the lake that lies below our campsite. In the far distance I can see the tops of the mountains that define the Continental Divide. Max is outside dashing from tree to tree and sniffing every blade of grass. He has already had his dinner of Old Roy dog-food. Click on photo Our camp is high (about 10500 feet) so I had some altitude sickness yesterday afternoon when we arrived. The air is thin, so every task takes more energy and effort than it did back in the flat-lands of Texas. I still have a touch of altitude sickness but I believe I will be fine tomorrow. It always takes a couple of d...

EXPOSED: Republican Plan to Destroy American Families

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Nine Generations of Democratic Voters Pose For Election Day Family Photograph Can you spot the deceased family members? Family reunions and holidays are treasured in many parts of this Nation. For Democrats, the most important family day each year is Election Day, the first Tuesday after November 1st! On Election Day, Democrats from the past rise from the grave to cast their ballot. Living Democrats meet at the polls to welcome and freely converse with great-great-great Grandpa, who passed away in 1845, as he casts his ballot! Republicans have long resented the fact that only their living family members can vote in national and local elections. As early as 1865, Republicans began to advance schemes to keep deceased Democrats away from their rightful place at the polls! Today many states, such as Texas, have passed Voter ID Laws specifically designed to prevent Democratic families from enjoying comradeship and political inclinations with their deceased family members. The...

SATAN HAS DISCOVERED DEMOCRATS!

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Listen to this essay read aloud: Your browser does not support the audio element. Do we live in the United States of America? Or do we live in the land of Uz? Twenty-five or 26 centuries ago, a gentleman's agreement' between God and Satan was recorded in The Book of Job. Perhaps a short synopsis is in order for those of us whose shadow seldom falls upon the threshold of a church door. Job was a good and successful man who honored God. He had sons and daughters and friends who admired and loved him. He owned flocks of various livestock and by all accounts was a righteous man. One day God and Satan were sitting around Heaven chatting. Satan said to God, "You know, I believe that that fellow, Job, only honors you because you have given him so many blessings. I'll bet you that I can make him curse your name." God accepted the bet and gave Satan permission to have a go at Job. Satan, using the all of the latest t...