EXPOSED: Republican Plan to Destroy American Families

Nine Generations of Democratic Voters Pose For Election Day Family Photograph
Can you spot the deceased family members?

Family reunions and holidays are treasured in many parts of this Nation. For Democrats, the most important family day each year is Election Day, the first Tuesday after November 1st!

On Election Day, Democrats from the past rise from the grave to cast their ballot. Living Democrats meet at the polls to welcome and freely converse with great-great-great Grandpa, who passed away in 1845, as he casts his ballot!

Republicans have long resented the fact that only their living family members can vote in national and local elections. As early as 1865, Republicans began to advance schemes to keep deceased Democrats away from their rightful place at the polls!

Today many states, such as Texas, have passed Voter ID Laws specifically designed to prevent Democratic families from enjoying comradeship and political inclinations with their deceased family members. These laws often require a photo ID and proof that someone is actually who they claim to be before voting. Since g-g-g-g-Grandpa died before the invention of the photograph, these laws unfairly restrict voting to only those Democrats who are either living or whose corpse has not decomposed past the point that a reasonable photo can be produced.

As our Great Leader, Barack Obama would lecture, "THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE!". This assault upon our cherished Democratic Party voting rights must be stopped! As Democrats, we must stand for Universal Democrat Suffrage. We should never allow Republicans to restrict voting to only living Democrats, any more than we should allow Republicans to require a Democrat voter to be a citizen of the United States!

Stop this unwarranted assault upon Democrat voting rights. Pick up Great-Grandpa and Great-Grandma at your local cemetery and make certain they get to the polls on November 6!